Santa, you've been rewritten.

 My husband took a fun song and turned it into a true song, with help from the internet, the Penguin Rhyming Dictionary, and me.

There’s no need to fear;

There’s no need to cry;

There’s no need to doubt.

I’m telling you why:

Jesus Christ is coming to town!

There’s no need to check

‘Cause you’re on his list.

It’s all been worked out;
You’ll never be missed.

Jesus Christ is coming to town!

He loves you when you’re sleeping

And when you’re awake,

And when you’ve been bad or good,

So be good for Jesus’ sake!

So put on a smile;

Get rid of that frown.

Spread the Good News to those all around.

Jesus Christ is coming to town!